34 definitions by Goosey Goose

Outcrap

A rocky turd sticking out your ass that won’t break free.

This outcrap in my ass has to come out soon or else!

by Goosey Goose July 24, 2020

BJ Piledriver

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.

I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.

I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.

by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 23, 2009

‘Ronaphobia

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.

My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

Mudvent

A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.

I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.

by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020

Skunk plug

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.

Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.

by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021