34 definitions by Goosey Goose
The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021
Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020
Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020
A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
Digestive intolerance towards Italian foods such as pepperoni, macaroni, rigatoni, hell, anything that ends in roni.
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022