7 definitions by Goonie Goo Goo
| 1. | Cleveland Steamer | ||
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The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish. While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.
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| 2. | gaping sticks | ||
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snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.
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| 3. | fucktard | ||
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same thing as an asshat. Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP. |
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| 4. | autastic | ||
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when someone who is autistic does something fantastic Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear. Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again? Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars. |
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| 5. | asshat | ||
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same thing as a fucktard. Mr. Rogers: That asshat is such a fucktard.
Kid: GP. |
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| 6. | gaper | ||
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a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders. Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...) |
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| 7. | growler | ||
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aka, poop. Can be of any size, shape or form as long as it's not loose or soupy like diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea.
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan Hand me the ass wipe as I've got a growler on deck the size of Fenway.
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