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Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.
Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!
by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018
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