22 definitions by Goofball2020

wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but they never advocate for any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

by Goofball2020 June 13, 2022

organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.

"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory

by Goofball2020 February 14, 2017

Fawkes News

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

-Barber's MLK Day sermon flirted with racismism when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist, attacking immigrants is racist, denying a living wage is racist"

-Khan-Cullors put forward the racismistic argument that, "if you live in this country, if you're born and raised as a white person, you most definitely are racist."

-Vox will soon change its name to the Journal of Racismist Studies

-The trouble with racismism is that if everything's racist, nothing is racist

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2018

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are exclusively attributable to racism

Rev. Barber's latent racismism was showing when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist.... attacking immigrants is racist... denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 February 18, 2018

racismism

The theory that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

Rev. William Barber II flirted with racismism when he claimed, "Denying healthcare is racist.... Denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 February 17, 2018

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017