When 3 naked children poo on the kitchen floor and make a slide out of it.
Sick i walked in on my sisters kids making a shit'n'slide the other day, sicker than the time I walked on Jason workin the gherkin
A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.
When you put your balls up someone's ass but leave your dick out so you can jack off on their back.
:oh man Why's your shirt all wet?
:Someone stuck their balls up my ass but left their dick out so they could jack off on my back.
:That sucks, you got a full ass sticky back
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