2 definitions by GoldeyLerks

A girl that you can always go to for sex, like a whore, but you know her, and it is free.
Hey, I got my one up girl on speed dial, want to have some fun?
by GoldeyLerks August 5, 2017
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When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care
Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.
by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017
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