Too Long; Didn't Read
Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.
Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!
Yet another word for a big, unkempt hairy vagina.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.
Hey love, yer Mott's so thick I heard kukaburras in there.
A stupid show that is fun to watch on MTV. They take some ones broke down old car and repair the outer parts of it and interior. and usally add one ridiculously stupid part like a mini basket ball court in there trunk or a fooze ball table. Hosted by rap star xzibit (X to the Z) and the employees of West Coast Customs.
man-Yo did you check out that dudes ride?
Girl-Yea xzbit pimped it
Man- Ah nice (grabs part of womens shit and pulls on it once) Youve been pimped!
Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.
Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!
A song by the pop artist Avril Lavinge.
I was singing along to sk8er boi and people were looking at me funny.
A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Iridonia and sports numerous short horns on the top of the head.
Darth Maul is one baddass Zabrak, Eeth Koth isn't quite so cool.
Sheep shit on dew grass. A very old irish expression. A 'bangle' is sheep shit.
Ach Shamus! Me arse is wet n sticky. I sat down on a water bangle.