1 definition by Goatlick
Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003