Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
by Go-Getter April 12, 2006
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pull an E.T.

To call home.
Such as E.T. in the movie, E.T. phone home.
Hey, man i gotta pull an E.T.
by Go-Getter April 10, 2006
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