pull an E.T.

To call home.
Such as E.T. in the movie, E.T. phone home.
Hey, man i gotta pull an E.T.
by Go-Getter April 26, 2006
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Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
Hes a fucking poontard
by Go-Getter April 28, 2006
mugGet the Poontardmug.