3 definitions by GlueBank

closet sociopath

Someone who seems really chill and relaxed but periodically suggests something very dark or unnerving.

"Jill seems like a real closet sociopath. Every time we play D&D she suggests torture."

by GlueBank February 28, 2017

Chaotically stupid behavior akin to that of an orange cat.

See the tale of jorts or "all orange cats share 1 brain cell" theory.

Jonathan's ability to frequently get himself stuck on the roof is some serious orange cat energy.

by GlueBank March 4, 2023

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 9, 2020