Definitions by Gleasonator

teagar 

Tea which is rolled in cigar rolling paper with the intention of being smoked.

Desperate for a smoke, Johnny attempted to roll his own green tea teagar, which collapsed in his hands and spilled all onto his carpet.

teagar by Gleasonator February 20, 2012

fauxcial 

Forcing oneself to appear to be social in order to survive society.

Despite my social inadequacies, I have learned to communicate with people when I have to. I'm not very social, but I'm great at being fauxcial.

fauxcial by Gleasonator January 27, 2012

fend-for-yourself-night 

A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.

Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."

fend-for-yourself-night by Gleasonator January 26, 2012

shadow ball 

A game of catch played using an imaginary ball.

No matter how many times I played shadow ball, I could never once just catch the goddamn ball.

shadow ball by Gleasonator January 1, 2012

back seat bitch 

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

back seat bitch by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

bitchpiss 

The act of urinating while sitting down. Usually done to avoid spraying piss outside of the toilet bowl.

David, you'd better fucking bitchpiss in there. Last time I had to spend ten minutes wiping urine off of my floor.

bitchpiss by Gleasonator June 27, 2011

victim hat 

The victim hat is not a real hat, it is metaphorical. Those who "wear the victim hat" are those who complain that whatever "pain" and "suffering" they are experiencing is caused by the actions of another person or another group of people. This usually results in a demand of compensation (in some form or another) by the one who feels that he or she is victimized, from the one(s) that is causing the victimization.

"Oh dear, I just spilled McDonald's hot coffee and burned myself. Now I will sue them." - Wearing the victim hat

victim hat by Gleasonator February 5, 2009