194 definitions by GlazeHer

muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 4, 2016

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

arithmedick

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.

Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

gine bottle

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

give and let give

As the saying "live and let live", this one is for those who give head and get upset when they hear their ex has done the same.

Me: "I heard she gave him head last night, what a tramp!"
You: "Dude, give and let give... she's gone."
Me: " Ugh, I never got that treatment."
You: "What did you expect when you banged her Mom?"
Me: "A threesome?"

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer March 28, 2014