194 definitions by GlazeHer

work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

by GlazeHer June 25, 2015

glorwhorefied

A whore who one glorifies in their mind or when telling a story of their expedition

My bro went to a whore house last weekend and he totally glorwhorefied his experience with a thick broad.

by GlazeHer February 28, 2016

single for life

the opposite of getting married

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 6, 2023

south bro row

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes

it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day

by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

Par-Tee

A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.

Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon.

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.

by GlazeHer February 24, 2014