Gjelstiznles's definitions

De-hezbollize

v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.

Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.

Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

hyphzorz

n. The act of a nerd going hyphy.

ROFLCOPTER I saw hyphzorz last night at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!!!

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

Anal thunder

n. Thunder from down under.

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

shit sauce

n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.

n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

jesus sauce

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006