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n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.
n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the shit sauce mug.when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the jesus sauce mug.n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.
by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006
Get the Ass Hauler mug.n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006
Get the pig in a blanket mug.n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the premature ejaculation mug.n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...
by gjelstiznles August 18, 2006
Get the dude sauce mug.n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
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