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Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.
Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."
by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
mugGet the Noobgasmmug.

pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006
mugGet the pig in a blanketmug.

premature ejaculation

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
mugGet the premature ejaculationmug.

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
mugGet the Cumburgermug.

whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.
by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
mugGet the whordemug.

Anal thunder

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
mugGet the Anal thundermug.

Bob Barker

n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
mugGet the Bob Barkermug.

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