Gjelstiznles's definitions

Bob Barker

n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).

n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Anal thunder

n. Thunder from down under.

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.

Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

jesus sauce

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

shit sauce

n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.

n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006