1When my gym lock was stolen in 7th grade, i found my one from 6th grade and used that one instead
2 DAAAAAAMN!! THAT HOE'S 36 24 36!!!!!
2 DAAAAAAMN!! THAT HOE'S 36 24 36!!!!!
by Gizwidget March 19, 2007
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!
by Gizwidget March 28, 2007
An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
by Gizwidget February 14, 2007
What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
by Gizwidget January 18, 2008