Gizwidget's definitions

soviet russia

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

by Gizwidget November 12, 2007

36 24 36

1The combination of my gym lock in 6th grade (no kidding!)
2The dimensions of a stacked female

1When my gym lock was stolen in 7th grade, i found my one from 6th grade and used that one instead

2 DAAAAAAMN!! THAT HOE'S 36 24 36!!!!!

by Gizwidget March 18, 2007

bunkake!

Bunkake is a Japanese custom where a naked woman is strapped to the ground and five or more men masturbate on her. She must then drink every last drop of cum sprayed on her face or get whipped and burned after she is gangraped
(Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)

Japanese guy 1: anata no imooto wa doko desu ka
Japanese guy 2: nemasu.
Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji?
Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou!

Translation-
"where's your little sister?"
"sleeping'
"bunkake time?"
"Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007