1 definition by GiraffeAlina
When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
by GiraffeAlina February 11, 2017