21 definitions by Ginger Snappah Head

Schfonz

Penis, dick, cock or prick.

A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz.

First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

You going out tonight?

Nah Imma stay home and J.O. To some gay porn

A meal consisting of either ground beef or ground turkey mixed with rice and chicken or beef broth. High in protein and carbs.

I gotta load up on bang tonight, I’m benchin 400 tomorrow.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021

When referring to Cocaine in the book Put My Numbers On That

Kyle wanted to make a detour to pick up some soot

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

Safety glasses, eye protection. Usually tinted dark.

Dude look at the dumper on that chick.

Hold on lemme throw on my eye pro so she doesn’t see me lookin.