3 definitions by Gimpy Pete

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the act of getting shafted
I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.
by Gimpy Pete March 15, 2005

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Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest
Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.
by Gimpy Pete March 15, 2005

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A retarded woman. most likely incompetant or just fuckin stupid
"I cant believbe they make me work with this fuckin mook
by Gimpy Pete March 15, 2005

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