Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gimli

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Team Killer n.
A person who engages in intentionally or unintentionally killing teammates in online games. TKs are either unskilled or are trying to ruin the gaming experience for others. The latter can be summed up by the Battlefield 1942 term smacktard.

i TK u i TK u loooool!!11
i tH3 l337 Ov TK!!! looooool

by Gimli July 15, 2003

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bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

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jamaica

Preceeded by did. Question regarding one's luck with a lady the previous night.

Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

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bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.

1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

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