Gimli's definitions

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

kool cubes

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.

Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!

by Gimli May 24, 2005

ejectilate

The act of ejection.

The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

TK

Team Killer n.
A person who engages in intentionally or unintentionally killing teammates in online games. TKs are either unskilled or are trying to ruin the gaming experience for others. The latter can be summed up by the Battlefield 1942 term smacktard.

i TK u i TK u loooool!!11
i tH3 l337 Ov TK!!! looooool

by Gimli July 15, 2003

rebate

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

by Gimli June 25, 2009

omigod

Contraction of the term "Oh my God" used commonly in the 1980s by valley girls

Omigod, he is like, so king lord bufu !

by Gimli July 9, 2003