2 definitions by Giles Bradley

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.
"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".
by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005
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To pull ones underpants up too quickly, thus causing the testicles to emerge either side of the gusset.
"Bloody hell, I was getting changed so quickly that when I pulled my kegs up, it was like looking at a pair of flies eyes".
by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005
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