2 definitions by Ghostraininmofo
Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
When you wake up after a drinking session and you are in your bed still drunk/hungover and you get the fear, flashbacks or bad dreams about what you were saying or doing the previous night.
by Ghostraininmofo February 11, 2018