2 definitions by GewdahBear
From the Latin terra, meaning earth, and sphere, meaning ball: i.e., a "dirtball." Useful when discussing someone's condition with someone else while in front of the "terrasphere."
You might want to put on an extra pair of gloves before physically examining your patient as he appears to be a terrasphere.
by GewdahBear July 8, 2009
A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."
by GewdahBear July 8, 2009