15 definitions by George Vespe

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When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.
2005 was one long shit symphony.
by George Vespe May 09, 2008

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A woman who arrives in your life all hot and wet, and then leaves with your house and car.
I didn't realise she was a Hurricane Jane when I married her.
by George Vespe May 10, 2008

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A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.
After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.
by George Vespe May 01, 2008

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Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 06, 2008

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Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.
"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008

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Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008

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A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.
With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.
by George Vespe May 10, 2008

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