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RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.
It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.
May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.
The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.
May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.
The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.
Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.
Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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