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bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.
by George McBob May 19, 2009
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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African Whore Sickness

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
by George McBob September 9, 2009
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total bunch

Since any description of a group, society or organisation that begins with "a total bunch of..." is never a good one, it is simpler to just call them a total bunch.
That frat is a total bunch of douchebags.

The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.

My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.

Those guys are a total bunch.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
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Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
by George McBob July 18, 2009
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Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.
Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.
by George McBob September 17, 2010
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