216 definitions by George
guy: last night at gotham was pretty slick right?
dude: all except for the fact that I was nearly accosted by jabba the yabe.
dude: all except for the fact that I was nearly accosted by jabba the yabe.
by George January 21, 2005
n. the act of placing one's bare ass on someone else, i.e. generally the victim's face. hilarity ensues.
by George June 20, 2004
These guys started shit with us, and my friend Mike knocked out all six of them. He's a junkyard dog.
by George February 24, 2005
by George February 21, 2004
The greatest city and state in the world. There's just nothing like it! I grew up Upstate (Copiague) and love NY!
by George November 24, 2004
An adverb related to the female homo-sapien species to describe the "state of being stressed out" and never relaxing. Often when the mood is calm and there appears to be nothing wrong, a “sprich” will occur causing a chain reaction of nervous tension and stress resulting in loud words and a state of confusion.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
male: Honey, I am going out with my friends tonight.
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
by George April 7, 2005
Breakfast cereal, that is among those 1% which are actually healty and not fatty.
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
Shit whats that fart, dude?
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
by George June 19, 2004