Geoff's definitions

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by Geoff March 1, 2005

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

debo

Usage #1
Debo is a response given after delivering a command. It means, in so many words, "I can't believe you just did what I told you to do, you're my bitch."

Usage #2
Alternatively, it can also be a response by a third party when someone is brown-nosing someone else.

Usage #3
Debo can be used in many different ways as a common insult.

Usage #4
Sometimes, debo can be used as a reaction to an altercation in which one person is drastically insulted.

Origin
The word, sometimes spelled "deebo", originally comes from the 1995 film "Friday", in which Tiny Lister Jr.'s character is named "Deebo". It was adapted into slang usage in early 1997 in the Metro Detroit region, particularly at Orchard Lake St. Mary's Preparatory, where it became something of a catch phrase.

Usage #1
Man 1: "Will you get that basketball for me?"
Man 2 gets basketball
Man 1: "DEBO!"

Man 1: "Shut up, bitch!"
Man 2 shuts up
Man 1: "DEBO!"

Usage #2
Man 1 (to Man 2): "Gee, I love your jacket. You look amazing."
Man 3: "Damn, DEBO that fool!"

Man 1 (to Man 2): "Do you want me to help you with those groceries!?"
Man 3: "Debo! Slap a dee!" ("slap a dee", applied here often in combination with "debo", means to "get that penis out of your mouth"; in other words, "stop brown-nosing").

Usage #3
Man 1: "Shut your face!"
Man 2 (loudly): "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Man 1 (sarcastically): "Debo... Like I'd ever listen to you!"

Usage #4
Man 1: "Yo' momma's first good fuck was last night--with me!!"
Man 2: "Shut up!"
Crowd witnessing altercation: "Oh man, that guy just got DEBOED!"

by Geoff February 17, 2005

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

spadoinkal

from the movie "Cannibal the Musical" made by the creators of South Park.

1. (adjective)
Fantastically great. Better than terrific. Retardedly good.
2. (noun)
Something so full of goodness and sunshine, it will turn anything bad or negative into something light, cheerful, and wonderful.

1. Wow, just look outside, it's such a spadoinkal day!
2. Touching me there makes me all spadoinkal inside!
3. Well Mr. Negative, someone didn't take their daily dose of spadoinkal.

by Geoff February 2, 2005