General Asswipe's definitions

jalumba

A popular soup in africa made with chicken legs and bull balls.

I only got three balls in my jalumba.

by General Asswipe June 30, 2006

wack a cock

A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.

Man you wanna play wack a cock? Ok but only up to 20.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

balltastic

An expression meaning great in a ball way.

Man yo mommas jalumba is balltastic.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

urban pervert

a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!

Hi I'm urban pervert i have fun making definitions like penis vagina and custard canon.

by General Asswipe February 3, 2007

hrum

The male reproductive organ. Made Popular my Borat.

Its Hrum not Hram you damn retards.

by General Asswipe November 20, 2006

foot ball

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel

My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.

by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

poonerade

The refreshing juice that comes out of the girls poonani.

Man i could really go for a bottle of poonerade.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006