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welfare incense, aka keef is a THC high concentration marijuana power that accumulates in the bottom of a grinder usually separated by a fine mesh from the rest of the ground product.
I'm on that welfare incense and I don't care about nothing except my check from the office.
by Gawktopia October 7, 2022
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Sidenogomous is when you are only allowed to have one sidechick, and she gets really upset if you have others.
Jacqueline got really upset when I didn't open her messages for a few days, she asked if I had another side-chick whore and I responded by saying naw baby, I promise I'm sidenogomous.
by Gawktopia July 10, 2023
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The agawkalypse is what happens when a woman ruins her life by getting involved in a blow-bang at a party with strangers and someone takes pictures.
Diana was caught serving multiple men after a few drinks in her home town. She had to move to a new country to avoid the agawkalypse.
by Gawktopia September 16, 2022
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