Gary Destruction's definitions

Got me fucked up

What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.

The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.

by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004

yo mama

A woman with issues

Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror

by Gary Destruction April 2, 2004

maroon

1. A color between red and brown
2. A stupid person; a fool

1. She's wearing maroon pants
2. "What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

bimbo

1. A very stupid woman; an airhead

That bimbo asked how much a free sample costs!

by Gary Destruction February 19, 2007

uk82

One of three real punk music types

UK82, street punk and 77 are the only real punk.

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

blue screen of death

1. An error message that appears on the Microsoft Windows 9.x platform. It may appear because of hardware problems, driver issues, viruses, a problem with Windows, overclocked processor or other reasons.

2. An error message that appears on the Micrsoft Windows NT/2000/XP platform due driver or hardware problems. It is also referred to as a "STOP Error" because the word "STOP" is displayed at the top of the screen. The NT/2000/XP blue screen of death usually provides more detailed information than the Win 9.x blue screen of death.

1. Bad RAM has been known to cause the blue screen of death on Windows 9.x computers.

2. A driver problem may cause Windows NT/2000/XP to display a blue screen of death containing a physical memory dump.

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

TTL

1. Electronics: Transistor to transistor logic
2. Networking: Time to live; the amount of time a record will remain cached.

1. Logic circuits use TTL
2. You might want to change your default TTL 128 if it's not already.

by Gary Destruction June 11, 2003