69 definitions by Gary Coleman IV

Unsubstantialism

Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

ADS

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Bonjina

A vagina belonging to a girl that Bon Jovi has fucked.

I think ninety-eight percent of the women on this planet have Bonjinas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.

Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock-o-matic

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.

I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008