69 definitions by Gary Coleman IV

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Wii

A very interactive sex machine that is able to give blow jobs and rim jobs.

Man, I played with my Wii so much last night I started to cum.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Plasmatic

Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

ADS

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Bonjina

A vagina belonging to a girl that Bon Jovi has fucked.

I think ninety-eight percent of the women on this planet have Bonjinas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008