Garth's definitions

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

yowling

A loud, ulating sound

Susan yowled loudly while I was cornholing her.

by garth September 16, 2003

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 19, 2004

numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

by Garth August 4, 2004

fragus

all that is not not fragus

an apple is not fragus

by garth February 4, 2004