Garth's definitions

Satan

Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!

by Garth March 3, 2005

work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

by Garth May 9, 2004

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 19, 2004

fragus

all that is not not fragus

an apple is not fragus

by garth February 4, 2004

ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003