Dried flakey jizzum
usually found on socks that have been found under a bed.
Mum: Our Jason has been playing with himself again!
Dad: You haven't walked in on him again have you?
Mum: No, I found some milm on his socks!
Dad: We should buy more kleenex!
A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.
Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...
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