4 definitions by Gangus Karn

Nan

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.

Gee, Old mates a Nan, i cant even put the bike on the ute without him checking it.

by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020

Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

canatholon

Just like a running marathon - but involving the continuous consumption of an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time.

We are heading down to the cricket club for a canatholon - I may need dialysis tomorrow :p

by Gangus Karn July 31, 2015

Barbie Arms

When someone’s arm dimensions are the same width ad shape at the wrist through to the shoulder

Hey barbie arms , do you want a hand carrying that?

by Gangus Karn March 6, 2018