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34 definitions by Gadget King

 
1.
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
by Gadget King September 25, 2011
 
2.
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
by Gadget King January 18, 2011
 
3.
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
by Gadget King January 19, 2011
 
4.
a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies
after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential
by Gadget King January 18, 2011
 
5.
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
by Gadget King January 17, 2011
 
6.
The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.
After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel
by Gadget King November 17, 2011
 
7.
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
by Gadget King November 17, 2011