34 definitions by Gadget King

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A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
by Gadget King September 25, 2011

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A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
by Gadget King January 18, 2011

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After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.
A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.
by Gadget King January 12, 2011

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The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
by Gadget King November 17, 2011

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A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
by Gadget King January 19, 2011

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Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
by Gadget King January 17, 2011

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When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.
Jimmy choked while drinking coffee and sprayed everyone with COUGHFEE.
by Gadget King November 11, 2011

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