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1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.

2. A real boner killer

3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.

2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.

4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
by GaaraoftheDamned August 19, 2011
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Updates, repairs, etc. done irregularly buy Youtube. In order to perform such maintenance's the site must be all but totally shut down, meaning you can watch videos on the site but you cannot comment on a video, favorite a video, send a video, or rate a video. You also cannot send anyone a message, post a comment on someone's channel, send a friend invite, or subscribe to someone.

In the past Youtube posted messages warning users about maintenance that evening, but after major page redesigns the only message that appeared was the one informing you maintenance was currently in progress, but now they've eliminated that too, meaning the only way you know is when you can't do anything but watch vids.
I tried to favorite this Nine Inch Nails vid, but due to Youtube Site Maintenance it won't let me. I'll have to do it when I get home from school tommorow
by GaaraoftheDamned January 12, 2011
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Cool 1983 song from New Order. Gained giant popularity in the late 90's when the band Orgy covered it for their album Candyass.
Blue Monday is an amazing song.
by GaaraoftheDamned December 21, 2011
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When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do
Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"
by GaaraoftheDamned August 19, 2011
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A very dark and experimental genre of music. The genre was first created by Throbbing Gristle in the 1970's. The sound is characterized by drone-like noises in an ambient style and frequent use of found objects and electronic instruments (mainly the keyboard and computer programming but electric guitars, bass, and drums are found in it). Industrial music became more well-known when the genres of Industrial Rock and Industrial Metal first came into being. Fans of Industrial music are called rivetheads though Industrial is very popular with straight up Goths.

Contrary to what some people say, bands like Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, KMFDM, and some works of Marilyn Manson ARE in fact Industrial. Though these bands have had at least one period of mainstream exposure, they remain relativley underground compared to a lot of other musicians, not to mention a lot of them are back in the underground (while NIN and Manson have performed in stadiums before, they mostly play in smaller venues that barely hold more than 500-1000 people). Bands like the above mentioned ones are great for starting out with Industrial, though if you want to become serious about it you should also check out bands like Controlled Bleeding, Whitehouse, and Coil.
When you listen to Industrial Music, whether it be Throbbing Gristle's "20 Jazz Funk Greats" or Ministry's "The Land of Rape and Honey", you get a certain satisfaction and creative feeling you can't get from most other music.
by GaaraoftheDamned May 23, 2011
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Noise Rock/Experimental Rock duo from Providence consisting of Brian Gibson on Bass and Brian Chippendale on Drums and Vocals. Known for crazy, loud, chaotic sounds as well as their intense, confrontational live shows.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 18, 2012
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A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.

Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.
I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway
by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013
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