5 definitions by GPurvis

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A caste in the New World Order in which Celebutantes (people famous for being famous) decide what is worthy of coolness, a commodity that is then traded for the cool product or service through the coin-of-the-realm (be it dollars, pounds sterling, euros, yen, etc.). The Consumerista is a vital but lower ranking member of society, as they are not famous and therefore do not matter except as nodes on the global fiscal economy. The Consumerista buys what the Celebutante thinks is worthy of buying, though the actual act of buying is important in a quasi-religious sense to the consumerista but not to the celebutante, who are too busy living as royalty has always lived: pampered and overindulged. Occasionally, to prevent a revolutionary act, a common "coming together" of the consumerista and their idols is staged to benefit starving children in nations that are "slave states" in all but name, receiving microfinancing loans to dig holes for water and once in a great while given solar powered computers "for educational purposes" by The Gate, which are usually sold for rice to eat.
"Courtney is such a good little consumerista. She read that the Kardashians use Heinz Ketchup just like the poor, and she's switched brands, blogged about the experience, and bought some stock in Heinz. She even donated a case to the South Africans--though they sent it back with a note saying they preferred Hunts."
by GPurvis November 04, 2013
When a female ejaculates. Alternately: When a woman is sexually aroused and becomes wet, indicating her readiness to mate with a muscle of might. Usually this is a male misperception, and if the dood would JUST look for the little man in the boat (the clitoris) and give it due attention, she might drop honey for real instead of all that fake moaning meant to just get it over with, already, I wanna read a book.
"I went down on Susan for TWO HOURS last night before she finally could drop honey. My tongue feels like a rasp."
by GPurvis November 04, 2013
Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.
"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"
by GPurvis November 04, 2013
What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.
"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."
by GPurvis November 04, 2013
A male who either tries to be fashionable (barely pulling it off) or is Dressed to the Eights, uses lots of Wal-Mart male-marketed metrosexual beauty products, and believes they are among the elite in any given social group, yet always appear as if they need to drop a dos or have bowel problems.
"Kitten, look at that Dood over there!"
"The One with the Rollins Vein? He looks angry."
"No, sweets. He just needs to drop a dos. Typical."
by GPurvis November 04, 2013

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