3 definitions by GGEZ123ABC
by GGEZ123ABC May 20, 2019
Usually go by the name of Lawrence or Jasmine, but these humanoid beings, sometimes try to throw you off with an Otis or Josh. They are creatures from a faraway place, called: Japan, they attempt to use trickery of the English language but often slip up with a Japanese word or two. They will often use UWUs in texts, this is a form of assertion of dominance. Beware if you see one, they come in packs up to 4 but on convention days there may be hordes. Save us from pax.
Lawrence: "Ohio Gasimusu"
Literally Anyone Else: "OH NO WEABOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Lawrence: "OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU"
Literally Anyone Else: "WAT?"
Jasmine: "One of us, One of us"
Literally Anyone Else: "Hi I'm Otis now. KUWAI DESU!"
Literally Anyone Else: "OH NO WEABOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Lawrence: "OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU"
Literally Anyone Else: "WAT?"
Jasmine: "One of us, One of us"
Literally Anyone Else: "Hi I'm Otis now. KUWAI DESU!"
by GGEZ123ABC April 4, 2019
Varuns are an odd species, they were isolated from non annoying people and were forced to adapt to their environment. There they could not stop pretending to know stuff and are sociopaths to people who read the MARVEL comics, and not watch the movies. Usually male, these creature faced near extinction to breed, their pigment is high and so is my intolerance for them.
Varun sucks
by GGEZ123ABC May 20, 2019