3 definitions by GAVIN ELMO
When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man's amputated leg. But instead of using his penis he uses his amputated leg and inserts it into the womans vagina.
"Woah dude you know that amputated guy Joe"
"Yeh?"
"He totally peglegged my wife last night!!"
"ehhhh... ok?!"
"pretty sweet I recorded it!"
"Yeh?"
"He totally peglegged my wife last night!!"
"ehhhh... ok?!"
"pretty sweet I recorded it!"
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"
"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008