G. Thomas's definitions

procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).

My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

Shot Plug

This phrase is declared when an electrical socket is needed for personal usage (i.e. a phone charger), but a limited number of sockets are available for the number of people present (i.e. a family). Thus, the socket is "reserved". Stems from the phrase, shotgun, which is declared to reserve the front passenger seat of a car.

My phone needs charging, and there's only one socket. Shot plug!

by G. Thomas June 24, 2008

Soup Titsy

An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."

"I want to drink a Mint Mohito." "Soup titsy?"

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Whack in the Crack

Slang for Jack in the Box.

"I want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Whack in the Crack."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

soupafie

SÜP \ ə \ fī (verb). To convert a dish of leftover food into a soup for a second round of eating. Done by adding some form of soup broth, and possibly some extra ingredients.

Like sequoia, word is spelled with all 5 vowels.

Dad's going to soupafie the chicken from last night for lunch.

by G. Thomas March 4, 2010

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.

A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006