G. Thomas's definitions

Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

by G. Thomas July 3, 2007

vocabulation

Diction (word choice).

"Due to poor vocabulation, the teacher could not understand what the student was trying to say."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

by G. Thomas October 5, 2006

urbanify

To change an environment from being rural to something more heavily populated by humans.

After Lewis and Clark, humans had to urbanify America to spread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

by G. Thomas November 24, 2009

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Shot Plug

This phrase is declared when an electrical socket is needed for personal usage (i.e. a phone charger), but a limited number of sockets are available for the number of people present (i.e. a family). Thus, the socket is "reserved". Stems from the phrase, shotgun, which is declared to reserve the front passenger seat of a car.

My phone needs charging, and there's only one socket. Shot plug!

by G. Thomas June 24, 2008