G. Thomas's definitions

pronunciate

A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.

I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.

by G. Thomas April 15, 2008

Church of the DVD

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".

He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!

by G. Thomas June 2, 2008

atypical pants

Leg coverings that are not usually found on the leg.

"Take those atypical pants off! They're not supposed to go your legs!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

vocabulation

Diction (word choice).

"Due to poor vocabulation, the teacher could not understand what the student was trying to say."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

by G. Thomas October 5, 2006

mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.

Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.

by G. Thomas February 14, 2010