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Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
by G. Thomas July 3, 2007
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pronunciate

A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.
I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.
by G. Thomas April 15, 2008
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bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.
"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"
by G. Thomas August 9, 2006
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pomosexual

Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.

It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."
"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."
by G. Thomas March 5, 2007
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atypical pants

Leg coverings that are not usually found on the leg.
"Take those atypical pants off! They're not supposed to go your legs!"
by G. Thomas August 8, 2006
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horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.
Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.
A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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