G. Thomas's definitions

reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

by G. Thomas October 5, 2006

vocabulation

Diction (word choice).

"Due to poor vocabulation, the teacher could not understand what the student was trying to say."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

atypical pants

Leg coverings that are not usually found on the leg.

"Take those atypical pants off! They're not supposed to go your legs!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

pomosexual

Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.

It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."

"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

pronunciate

A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.

I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.

by G. Thomas April 15, 2008

graduphonicate

Verb. To call someone's cell phone during their graduation commencement ceremony.

She's trying to graduphonicate me right now?? I'll have to get back to her later!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

veggietale

Slang for vegetable.

Don't forget to eat your veggietales!

by G. Thomas October 3, 2006