G. Thomas's definitions

Whack in the Crack

Slang for Jack in the Box.

"I want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Whack in the Crack."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

vocabulation

Diction (word choice).

"Due to poor vocabulation, the teacher could not understand what the student was trying to say."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

by G. Thomas October 5, 2006

bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

pronunciate

A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.

I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.

by G. Thomas April 15, 2008

veggietale

Slang for vegetable.

Don't forget to eat your veggietales!

by G. Thomas October 3, 2006

Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

by G. Thomas July 3, 2007