Definitions by G. Thomas
mansionize
Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.
Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.
mansionize by G. Thomas February 14, 2010
bloody elf
Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.
You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!
bloody elf by G. Thomas August 14, 2008
Shot Plug
This phrase is declared when an electrical socket is needed for personal usage (i.e. a phone charger), but a limited number of sockets are available for the number of people present (i.e. a family). Thus, the socket is "reserved". Stems from the phrase, shotgun, which is declared to reserve the front passenger seat of a car.
Church of the DVD
Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.
Term coined by "Father Jim".
Term coined by "Father Jim".
Church of the DVD by G. Thomas June 2, 2008