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46 definitions by G. Thomas

 
1.
Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.
"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."
by G. Thomas March 03, 2007
 
2.
Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.

It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."
"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."
by G. Thomas March 03, 2007
 
3.
Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.
Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.
by G. Thomas October 14, 2006
 
4.
A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.
Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
 
5.
A merging of the words "pronounce" and "enunciate" that emphasizes the gist of each's meaning. Basically, it means to speak more clearly.
I can't hear what you're saying. Pronunciate! And I don't need a dictionary, if that's what I think you said.
by G. Thomas April 14, 2008
 
6.
Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 22, 2007
 
7.
An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
by G. Thomas July 25, 2006