1 definition by G ROD
toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.
Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.
by G ROD May 22, 2008