7 definitions by FunnyFlirtyThirty

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 16, 2018

Gapalosis

The open space {gap} between a females legs that mimics a triangular formation when a beam of sunlight shines through.

Look over there son, now that pretty lady has what dad likes to call, “gapalosis”.

by FunnyFlirtyThirty March 9, 2018

TwerkNTwine

An adult beverage/shot you consume when you want to get down and boogie like a well taught colored person in a music video.

Damn, let me get some of that TwerkNTwine. to drop it like it’s hot, like LaQuanda does

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 24, 2019

tonative

That look you get from your girlfriend when you have missed y’all’s anniversary and you KNOW IT, but can’t get past the TONATIVE look she has been shooting you for the past 6 hours!

My girlfriend the other night would not stop staring at me with this TONATIVE look, like she was going to kill me, because I didn’t remember our 1st anniversary !

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 19, 2019

Klitty Getter

Klitty Getter the naughty version of the slot machine ‘Kitty Glitter’

So, Tasha, what are your plans tonight?
Going to hit the casino and play this new sl~t machine I call Klitty Getter, and I’ll be busy all night!

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018

tinder bittle

An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.

Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.

by FunnyFlirtyThirty May 3, 2018

Stashlostami

That reoccurring moment when you think you’ve stashed something of importance to you, just to find out that you never had a stash spot in the first place and you in turn lost that something of importance TO YOURSELF! Stash.lost.tah.me

Dude, I know I put my d0pe in my favorite stash spot bro, someone had to have jacked that sh*+!

Reggie: Bro, we smoked that stuff up tough last weekend at heathers! We’ve got it on video!

Brandon: Well fu|< man, another stashlostami

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 24, 2019