Definitions by FunkyBumpkin

dead elves 

Referrring to a group of people that is no fun by virtue of acting like puritans, boy scouts, or for their failure to participate. Since the word "lame" has itself been very lame for quite some time, this new term has stepped in to fill that need.

"So did John & Lisa make it out to the club last night?"
"No! Those f*cking dead elves!"

dead elves by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

spackle 

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.

After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.

spackle by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

Jink 

1) A term for the child of a Jewish-East Asian mating, based on "Jew" and "dink" (where "dink" refers to the racial epithet that was semi-popular for racist purposes circa the Vietnam era). However, whether this term is perceived as a racist insult, or merely a lively description, varies depending on context, intent, etc.

2) An exceptionally cheap, tightwad Asian. So termed for the disparaging association with stereotypical Jewish fiscal behavior, coupled with the previously mentioned "dink".

1) Did you see that Jink girl they call Yo-yo last night? She was smokin! I love those interracial honeys!

2) Did you see the way ol' Mr. Nguyen jewed 'em down on that coffee table at the flea market? Tony's dad is such a fuckin' Jink!!

Jink by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

Jaco

A type of a Taco, in which the meat is heavily seasoned with Oregano, and topped with ketchup. Named for a former roommate, Josh, whose family might possibly have invented this idiosyncratic blue-collar Italian variant on the most mainstream of Mexican dishes.

"Why the hell does it smell like chiles and spaghetti in here?"
"Oh, looks like my roommate's been making his famous, weird-ass Jacos."
"What the hell is a Jaco?"
"Here, try"
"Not bad. But who the hell puts oregano & ketchup in their taco mix?"

Jaco by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005