Funk Naz-T's definitions

pootie lips

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

Jersey Mack Daddy

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006

boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

fizzuck

Anglicized attempt at Ebonic slang for of "fuck." Most often heard used by relatively affluent, suburban, caucasian, high school students trying to get "down wit da homies, BIATCH!"

What da fizzuck, homes?! Dat bitch be MY junior prom date, dawg!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meejum

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.

"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003