FunSherah's definitions

jetlog

When you travel and get constipated, you might suffer from jetlog. Try as you might those logs won't leave you. Tends to occur simultaneously with jetlag.

Usually I am so regular you can set my bodily movements to a clock, but after traveling all day I have jetlog.

by FunSherah October 13, 2011

humphug

When someone comes up from behind you and puts their arms around you as to hug you and then adds a pelvic thrust into your lower region.

We were in the garage and thought nobody was looking so I surprised my wife with a humphug...unfortunately our son caught us and asked what we were doing.

by FunSherah October 17, 2011

peerase

When a dog pees or marks a tree or any other object and a second dog comes along and pees in the exact same spot.

I was taking Scruffy for a walk and he peed on the rock. Immediately his furry friend Bailey went over and peerased it with his own urine.

by FunSherah October 13, 2011