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2 definitions by FubarGOB

 
1.
A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 20, 2010
 
2.
The kind of shit that feels spikey and you are sure ripped you a larger asshole.
Ow, my ass hurts so bad! I just crapped a Shit Mace.
by FubarGOB September 20, 2010