Definitions by FrooFroos

llama crawl 

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

llama crawl by FrooFroos July 6, 2014