1 definition by Fromage

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.
Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!
by Fromage March 30, 2007
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